20071125

 

Fall Is The New Spring.


 

Freaking Is The New 'Can I Buy You A Drink?'


 

Section Five Is The New Black.


 

Social Is The New Black.


 

Small Is The New Big.


 

Commercial Is The New Residential.


 

Jack Bauer Is The New Fonz.


 

Rehab Is The New Casting Couch.


 

Britney Spears Is The New Mary Magdalene.

If this keeps up, I may need to start a new blog: Britney Spears Is The New Someone Else.

 

Britney Spears Is The New Michael Jackson.


 

Milk Is The New Oil.


 

Green Is The New Black.


 

Yellow Is The New White.


 

Triangles Are The New Squares.


 

Black Is The New Pink.


 

Grey Is The New Black.


 

Google Is The New Microsoft.

And Facebook Is The New Google.

 

Bees Are The New Silkworms.


20071119

 

The Dollar Is The New Peso.


 

The Uncool Are The New Cool.


 

Shame Is The New Fame.


 

Meat Is The New Black.


20071118

 

Britney Spears Is The New Princess Diana.


 

Black Is The New Black.


 

Minimum Is The New Maximum.


 

Tasteless Is The New Black.


 

Green Is The New Bling.


 

Tartan Is The New Black.


 

Linkbait Is The New Reciprocal Links Page.


 

Numerical Lists Are The New Black.


 

Green Is The New White.


 

Discounts Are The New Free.


 

Judge John Plough Is The New Kucinich.


 

The Cloche Is The New Beret.


 

Alterac Valley Is The New Alterac Valley.


 

Sixty Is The New Fifty-Five.


 

Croydon Is The New Barcelona.


 

Politics Is The New Baseball.


 

Not Writing Is The New Not Reading.


 

One Million Dollars Is The New Ten Grand.


 

Calais Is The New Kent.


 

Moody Is The New Bipolar.


 

Chris Martin Is The New Phil Collins.


 

Old Is The New New.


 

Pakistan Is The New Iran.


 

Wednesday Is The New Friday.


 

Immigration Is The New Affirmative Action.


 

Ice Is The New Tanooki.

Also, Rainbow Is The New Star.

 

Blog Is The New Black.


 

Black Is The New White.


 

Asbestos Is The New Black.


20071104

 

'Discounted' Is The New 'Contained".


 

Conservative Is The New Gay.


 

Art Is The New Black.


 

City Slickers Are The New City Thickers.

Again, someone says the opposite of what they mean. This really shouldn't happen - the 'x is the new y' formula is fairly difficult to mess up, you would think.

 

Zero Is The New Black.


 

Uncle Ruckus Is The New Janitor.


 

28% Is The New 31.5%


 

Clowns Are The New Devil.


 

Vaginas Are The New Black (So Long As You Don't Call Them 'Vaginas').


 

Iran Is The New Iraq.


 

Ethical Chic Is The New High Fashion.


 

Divorce Is The New Marriage.


 

Pablo Escobar Is The New Steve Prefontaine.


 

Red Sox Are The New Yankees.


 

The Veronicas Are The New Mary Kate And Ashley.


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